Saturday, February 20, 2010

TxtMates!

Earlier today I received a text message from +639396211731. Here's how our brief exchange went.

0939...: helo poh! [hello]
Me: Hi
0939...: kaw poh ba c nikay? [are you nikay?]
Me: Nope, wrong number
0939...: cnu poh u? are u boy or girl? [who are you? are you a boy or a girl?]
0939...: bat di ka na txt? [why aren't you texting?]
Me: I'm a hermaphrodite. I wasn't vsure how to answer
0939...: ganun,pwde ba taung maging txtmate? u speak in tagalog? [is that right? could we be text mates?]
Me: Um. You better find you nikay
0939...: no nikay is my frnd,so can u be my frnd 2? [no, nikay is my friend. so can you be my friend too?]
Me: no
0939...: why? i tnk u r a gay! right? [why? i think you're gay, right?]
Me: What do you have against gay ppl?
0939...: bcoz 4 me,they are monster,like u [because for me, they are monsters, like you]

I didn't reply after that. How dare he call me a monster.

looking back, I realize that I'm a butt. oh well.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

there are so many things wrong w/ that conversation, i don't even know where to begin (on your part too).