After four years I'm back on the ice (and I didn't fall!!!)

[Taken from my high school blog. Dated January 1, 2005, entitled: ]

stitches...

where i got them: went up to taipei on thursday (for fun) with joe cothran, vix, and luke foley. and if i may skip the boring waiting parts, the story will be a lot shorter. okay, so i'm in taipei with gardner mitsu ray travis vix luke joe cothran. vix wanted to go ice skating so we go. we get there we go skating for 40 minutes. then something happened (but i don't remember anything). a few seconds later i find myself with a banging headache on the specator area with some person telling me to put a gauze on my bleeding head. if only i had gotten a picture. so everyone was all panicky and there i am sitting with the biggest migrain that i've ever had in my entire life. they take me to the hospital and i wait half an hour before the doctor actually comes (we made the wrong turn to the emergency room.. haha.. not really). gave me a shot to numb my head. and gave me four stitches. you can count them if you want but that's what i heard. so i'm all stitched up and we leave. vix joe cothran gardner and i go to gardner's house and i rest on his couch while joe cothran and gardner play it out on the nintendo 64. eat dinner then we leave. there's more to the story but i'm not in the writing mood right now. but for now....

here are some fun scenarios of where i got 'em stitches

1. yeah, so we get to taipei early in the morning and i was getting a little "too close" to vicky. dont know how, but gardner suspects something's happening between me and vix (but nothing will... ever) so he tries to pick a fight with me at the mrt station. i agreed cause you all know i'm not a wuss plus i'd never turn down a fight with a big guy. so he slaps me like a girl. i smack him in the stomach. we start going at it then out of no where he takes out his brass knuckles and takes me out. yeah, good thing they were flat ones. but he just had to hit me in the right temple. so i was out and they took me to the hospital. yup, so gardner won the girl. she was impressed with his masculinity. HA

2. a bullet fell out of the sky and it hit me on the head.

3. i fell walking down fifth avenue and hit my head on a misplaced rock.

4. vix smacked me with her knitting needles and accidentally scratched me with the end.

5. joe cothran used his long finger nails and tried flicking off a mosquitoe that was on my right temple.

6. i went to the doctor in taipei. he wanted to make some money, cut me open and stitched me back up. woohoo, money!

7. i was thinking too hard and something popped in my head. blood started pouring down the side of my head. and i passed out and woke up with stitches on the side of my head.

8. china invaded. some guy shot a... forget the term. but he shot and missed. i was collateral damage.

9. i wanted stitches cause they're cool.

10. luke said facial scars impress girls.

[So my grammar sucks -- sue me]